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Post by bigkenxx on Nov 19, 2015 12:41:00 GMT
Little johnny walks into the kitchen and says `mum granny`s got a prawn `
His mum says `what do you mean, show me`
They walk into the lounge and granny is naked asleep on the settee
Johnny points down and says `look granny`s got a prawn`
His mum says `that`s not a prawn its her clitoris`
Johnny says `well it tastes like a prawn`...... :-)
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Post by 370steve on Nov 19, 2015 12:54:26 GMT
where is the "Barff" imogie when you need it!!!!!
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Post by tonynitrous on Nov 20, 2015 9:20:47 GMT
I know peodophile's quite rightly get a bad reputation,
but you have to give them credit,
.... they always slow down for school zones !
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Post by tonynitrous on Nov 20, 2015 11:01:50 GMT
Apparently, its his real name. Phuc Dat Bich  |
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Post by tonynitrous on Nov 20, 2015 19:36:31 GMT
Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism.
No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse."
To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Barry? He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That`s awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his angry friend, "Could it have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "If it had happened the night before, I'd be dead now.
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Post by quazi on Nov 20, 2015 20:00:40 GMT
Cancel that scampi for tonight wife!
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Post by rusty on Nov 20, 2015 23:27:38 GMT
Your right...does taste more like scampi lol
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