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Post by bigkenxx on Jan 3, 2016 10:18:30 GMT
Ha ha done a few possibly my late cousin was a master at these situations like coming out of donnigton gp when it was good when you could still have fires and race round on mopeds , we come out after the race and there was the customary bottle fight taking place with a swarm of bikers wearing helmets and pinched dust bin lids as shields my cousin said hey let's climb on the roof of the toilet and take a photo as he was a keen photographer so we did then the crowd turned spotted us like ducks on a shooting gallery and a cloud of bottles were launched at us we fucking ran still been petted with bottles and we hid under a transit but we were pissing ourselves . Same again when they had the methanol grass trackers on he said let's take a photo behind the start line I said you what he said yeah will be a mint photo they took off and we were pelleted by rocks one hit my head and it fucking knackered , other ones in brief giving a surgeon after a operation a black mans hand shake and he went with it don't know why lol cutting Jamie whitham up on a track day on me 350 my mate was posing himself , said it before jumping on stage with the venga boys ha ha ha it goes on
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Post by bluedog59 on Jan 3, 2016 11:50:47 GMT
Mine are more a mix of right and wrong thing to say. After racing round the town centre for 30 mins we all parked up on the market place. A car pulls up and firmly but politely the driver asks us to go somewhere else. "What the f**k has it got to do with you ?". Unmarked car, warrant card, HORT1's and bike inspection for all. Standing up in disciplinary, leanjng forward and looking over the Bosses desk. When he asked, I replied that I was looking to see which leg he was standing on in the argument. Telling the same Boss in a meeting that I was " tired of watching him flap his lips" Putting in the comments box on the same company's opinion survey that "It would greatly aid and abet the company if some of the lower to middle management actually worked for the company rather than their own egos and empires". I don't work there now.
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Post by bigkenxx on Jan 3, 2016 12:36:44 GMT
Ha ha I lost my job at a bathroom place when I was Inbetween jobs cause I hit the boss over the head with a bath
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Post by bigkenxx on Jan 3, 2016 19:25:07 GMT
Ha ha ha
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