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Post by skyryder on Feb 26, 2016 13:01:08 GMT
Me and my missus were talking about my son doing his new bungalow out before moving in, and she said "He'll have to take a toilet roll up with him" to which I said "No, he can take some news paper or even some Izal", to which she almost choked on her cup of tea. |
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Post by bonzo on Feb 26, 2016 13:14:03 GMT
Not since I was at school. Always resulted in a finger up the Gary Glitter and skidmarks in me Y fronts. Useless stuff.  |
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Post by rusty on Feb 26, 2016 14:15:30 GMT
...what's izal??
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Post by bonzo on Feb 26, 2016 14:47:55 GMT
Like Bronco......basically tracing paper. About the worst material arsewipe could be made from. |
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Post by paddy on Feb 26, 2016 16:02:08 GMT
Lol
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Post by quazi on Feb 26, 2016 17:28:46 GMT
That was the school systems pay back. ha ha, fucking terrible stuff, might as well used your hand.
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Post by gsexr on Feb 26, 2016 18:20:37 GMT
Ha ha the spreading paper  or tracing paper good old school day,s [NOT]. |
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Post by paddy on Feb 26, 2016 18:23:32 GMT
Has zero absorbing quality's or any kind of texture that will drag the shit from your arse crack.
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Post by bigkenxx on Feb 26, 2016 20:29:56 GMT
Ha ha not even porridge would stick to it ha ha spreading paper it was the worst
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Post by jiterbug on Feb 27, 2016 1:25:00 GMT
you guys kill me. Now I've got a mind image of ass paper cuts. Somethings just can't be undone. Dammit!
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Post by winger on Feb 29, 2016 8:48:45 GMT
The bog roll at work is brutal. Like wiping the gammon ring with loft insulation.
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Post by paddy on Feb 29, 2016 9:31:45 GMT
The bog roll at work is brutal. Like wiping the gammon ring with loft insulation. I'm lucky in my job because if I need a dump I just come home quick so I have it in comfort and we always use andrex comfort quilts. Like wiping your arse with a pillow. I'm on shyte money but it has a fair amount of perks.
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Post by bigkenxx on Feb 29, 2016 19:01:18 GMT
Nothing beats a dump in the wilderness I always wear 2 pairs of socks incase I haven't got bog roll just use a sock
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Post by paddy on Feb 29, 2016 22:07:54 GMT
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Post by paddy on Feb 29, 2016 23:02:25 GMT
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